Dave is a 32-year old tech site employee who looks 24, thanks to a diet and exercise routine prescribed to him by looksmaxxing subreddits, which he of course cross-referenced with ChatGPT. He idolizes Steve Jobs, and reads “How to Win Friends and Influence People” every night before going to bed. A sucker for nostalgia, he exclusively smokes pre-rolled joints, because they remind him of “cutting class back in high school.”
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